Stream of Consciousness: Akatsuki

Prompt: Write a five minute stream of consciousness

Yes, I'm doing this again because I don't have anything else to do. And I don't even know the Akatsuki very well, but then, that's okay. Five minutes isn't very long, ne?

Akatsuki
Deirdara
Blond hair, blue eyes, looks like a girl, but isn't a girl, likes to make things go--
bang - lots of explosions, really cute, has clay birds, partner is
Sasori - puppet-boy (yes, he really is a puppet who made puppets of his dead parents, poor child, no wonder he went into the deep end), likes--
Art - really, the only thing both of them like is art, they just think about it differently, ne? Deirdara likes explosions and Sasori likes puppets. All of them have these strange quirks, like--
Kakuzu - money-hoarder with five hearts (the organs), nearly immortal, pension for killing off his partners when they annoy him, partner is--
Hidan - crazy religious fanatic who sacrifices people to Jashin-sama, his God of Destruction. Insane. Immortal. Cusses a lot.
Purple eyes, white hair
Scythe
Dies by being cut into pieces and buried in a hole by Shikamaru - deserved it
Konan - cute. only girl member. blue hair. origami jutsu. friends with nagato aka pein and yahiko (who is dead)
like her, she's nicest of all of them (though they're all S-ranked criminals, murderers and terrorists, thus the antagonist part, ne?)
Pein - Konan's best friend. emaciated, red-headed Uzumaki freak whose dead dog is named chibi. leader-sama.
Not real leader
Takes orders from madara
Madara (aka Tobi) - talks in third person
pretends to be a child
adorable
wears one-eyed mask
is actually not that adorable - main antagonist of series, screws everyone over, real leader of the Akatsuki, wants world domination via--
Sharingan - red eyes, pinwheels, use to put whole world under illusion.
Bad Tobi *wags finger* Good boys don't aspire for world domination.
Itachi Uchiha - other Uchiha w/ Sharingan
killed entire clan (they deserved it)
was screwed over
twice
killed by baby brother Sasuke
really likes Sasuke, poor baby... did everything for his brother and was screwed in the end anyway - my fav
Kisame - Itachi's partner aka shark-boy
blue-skinned, has gills
uses giant sword - look up name ASAP
from the mist, I would assume
Knew Zabuza? Curious
<3 He's kinda nice, but all I think about when I think of him is the rant about how he's going to marry Veronica (who is a fish) and their children are going to form a traveling family band (and Itachi's not invited, lol)
But that has nothing to do with this.

Okay, five minutes up. Really, it's just a list of what I know. Maybe I'll do each of them more in-depth. That would be more productive. Well, until next time... I need sleep badly.