Stream of Consciousness: Twilight Sparkle

Prompt: Write a five minute stream of consciousness


Twilight Sparkle

I am told that this is the name of the main unicorn pony from some My Little Pony fandom that has become extremely popular in the teenage world, but the first thing I thought of when I heard this was--

Edward.

Horrible

disgusting

vampire that sparkles

made of diamond

stupidest thing ever

hate Bella with a passion--

because she's so f-ing stupid >.>

and real vampires don't sparkle, I mean, really, real vampires are like--

Alucard

Awesome

kicka$$

awesome... I repeat... awesome

blood, gore, killing, turning into bats, all that fun jazz

man, Twilight vamps are just boring

And you know what, they didn't even have a decent fight scene at the end of the freaking book!

I was so--

disappointed

I mean really, they're just lame vampires

they don't even drink human blood

which means that they're not real vamps

I mean, I know people say that whole "don't drink human blood" thing a lot

but come on...

no vamp story worth its salt has vampires that don't drink human blood, or vampires that never kill, or vampires that fall in love with plain-faced dull fangirls who don't have enough self-preservation to run when they find out that Edward is stalking her and watching her sleeping in her bedroom, because you know that's a classical sign of being a sociopath and I would totally be extremely creeped out, but more so--

I just hate Twilight vampires

Alucard will kill them all

because he's way more awesome

haha, I already said that, didn't I?

And, to be honest, the story was good when I was in 7th grade, but it's totally not now. It was completely ruined once it turned into a movie

and you know what, the original prompt was meant to be about My Little Pony and I spent the whole time talking about Twilight vampires and how much I hate them and how awesome Alucard it, because really--

that's what Twilight Sparkle reminds me of. Isn't that really sad?

On the other hand... it makes me wonder what color Twilight Sparkle is

it makes me think of blue, actually

I'm sure Martha will tell me here as soon as I finish and ask, you know

See, I haven't seen this new My Little Pony thing, but apparently people like it a lot and it's not crappy (like the older version)

the only My Little Pony I remember is Pinkie Pie...


Note: I have finished. End.