Stream of Consciousness: Apple Pie

Prompt: Write a five minute stream of consciousness

Apple Pie
I don't like apple pie
I mean really, I don't
have you ever seen apple pie? It's like the grossest thing ever (is grossest a word?)
like, we had it at my grandparents' house over Thanksgiving and it was just so gross looking, like squishy puke stuffed into a crusty covering
Just ew
I like apples, though
I mean, especially green apples, they're very yummy
apples are one of the few fruits that I like. the fact that people ruin them by putting them into pies or squishing them into apple sauce makes me wince at the sacriligiousness of it. I mean, really, it's just horrible
I love apples though, especially green ones
red ones, not so much
or gold ones
though it's pretty to color them, you know
like you combine brilliant yellow for the shine in the sunlight with a deep golden glow around the edges mixed with orange shadowing. Just gorgeous, especially when it's surrounded by red apples with purple shadowing. Not only to orange and purple contrast ridiculously (especially during Halloween, which is pretty much the only time that the two should be used together in my opinion), but golden-yellow and deep purple just naturally make each other pop. The fact that the golden apple is surrounded by the mundane crimson of the others makes it that much more amazing
By the way, in Minecraft, golden apples are ridiculously hard to get. You have to make nine gold blocks and then you need to have 9 golden blocks and put them together to get one golden apple.
Just ridiculous

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