Stream of Consciousness: Abel Nightroad

Prompt: Write a five minute stream of consciousness

Abel Nightroad
Catholic priest
lives 900 years in the future
adorable
silver hair
ridiculous round glasses
constantly poor (took a vow of poverty)
did I mention he's adorable?
crusnik
vampire that drinks the blood of other vampires
(highfives Joe, you're awesome for knowing about this)
a bit--
contradictory, don't you think, being a priest and a--
vampire + priest generally =
not. good.
especially when their names are Alucard and Alexander Anderson
However, Abel is both rolled into one... sweet, huh?
Was in love with chick named Lilith
said chick died
Abel mourned for around 800 years give or take a few
yeah, that's a long time to be upset over one girl
must have really loved her
too nice most of the time
enjoys helping people
trying to prevent war from happening
Vatican agent to the--
Empire, run by vampires
sister is the Empress
yeah, complicated family
other sibling--
brother--
wants to kill him--
badly
they don't get along
since his brother's the one who murdered the chick he was in love with. screwed up family
he's totally kicka$$ when he's in crusnik form--
in the manga he got his whole side blown off--
like you could see the guts and everything (totally cool)--
and then it grew back! :D
Sorry, that makes me really happy
Every female in the whole series ends up being in love with him (except his baby sister, because that would be totally weird, you know)
takes his tea with thirteen spoonfuls of sugar
ew
eww
ewwwwwwwww~
Too much sugar, even more me. Heck, the stuff is more sugar than tea
pretty much survives off of being cute and pathetic around compassionate women
best friend--Catriona
if you can even call them friends
closet pervert
yeah, priest, you'd think he wouldn't be, but he totally is
I think Esther is in love with him
hate that pairing D<

Note: Finite.